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May. 8th, 2009 | 02:12 am

The type of person who would have "a floor clean enough to eat off of" probably doesn't.

Waste.

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Apr. 12th, 2008 | 07:49 pm

I would like to pet an armadillo before I die.

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Twelve Days of Christmas

Nov. 29th, 2007 | 08:16 pm

On the twelfth day of Christmas, sunkissedshadow sent to me...
Twelve slinkies singing
Eleven strawberries traveling
Ten cartoons exploring
Nine bananas dreaming
Eight unicorns a-napping
Seven candelabras a-screaming
Six metaphors a-giggling
Five bo-o-o-oard games
Four sun dials
Three douglas adams
Two oatmeal swirlers
...and a mothra in a calligraphy.
Get your own Twelve Days:

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Sep. 24th, 2007 | 10:45 pm

I hate when people smoke.

So much.

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Dinosaurs and Death

Sep. 13th, 2007 | 03:41 pm
mood: have to pee have to pee

So... I think I'm going to try to become a dinosaur.  Starting now.

I mean... how cool would that be?  Not only would I be a dinosaur, but I would also be the only dinosaur on the entire planet!

Another thing I've been thinking about recently is my amazing capacity to remember celebrity deaths.  I think if I were the kind of retarded that Rain Man is, I would recall every celebrity death from my lifetime.  It's kind of weird and not useful at all.

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Bat Boy Strikes Again

Feb. 15th, 2007 | 09:13 pm
mood: sarcastic? sarcastic?
music: NOT Kenny Loggins

"Do you just make up times?"  I questioned my watch with a mix of annoyance and wonderment, but the yellow watch with the smiling Rainbow Brite, in all its plastical Chinese craftsmanship just blinked at me and said,

"Four forty-four."

I don't have the heart to throw it away.  It's bold.  It's endearing.  It's magically four hours and 28 minutes slow; at least at the moment.  It changes at random.  No amount of resetting can change that.  It also says that it's January 3rd today.

Valentine's Day came and went without anything terribly exciting happening.  I'm sure terribly exciting things did happen, but not in my own little egocentric bubble.  However, I did truly find five dollars.  It kind of made my day.  What it didn't do was make my bed.  Currency generally doesn't do that type of thing.  Not in this country anyway.

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Snowflakes Keep Falling On the Ground, But That Doesn't Mean My Eyes Will Soon Be Turning Round!

Feb. 8th, 2007 | 06:32 pm
mood: cold cold
music: Jay-Z

I wanted to update, okay?

I'm not sure if I really have anything of consequence to say, so if you'd like to stop reading now, that's fine.  The rest of this entry will be behind an:

LJ cut! )

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'Oh, What a Night'

Jan. 31st, 2007 | 09:01 am
mood: happy happy

Things seem to be going in my favor.  Nocturnal exploration had me out last night quite late (quite early in the morning, I should say).  I was somewhat dreading waking up in the morning, because I knew I would only be getting approximately four hours of sleep.  However, I just found out that my first two morning things were canceled, so I am quite happy.

I'm not really sure what made me think, 'I should go to the bar at 10:30PM on a Tuesday night.'  But I thought it nonetheless and then acted on that thought.  It was so so fun though and we met a man named Willy Wetlands.  He was rowdy.

I have cool shoes.

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Hold the Mayo

Jan. 9th, 2007 | 02:03 pm
mood: pretty good pretty good

Sometimes when I'm reading the Bible, it's just like, "Oh my goodness!  YES!"  Today I was reading some Proverbs and I found the following,

"In his heart a man plans his course, but the Lord determines his steps."

Proverbs 16:9 (NIV)

This spoke to me fiercely, because I know that soon my life will be taking the next step.  This fall, I do not know where I am going to be.  I don't like looking at my future and seeing a large, watery question mark.  I mean, I have my own plans.  I would like to enter the MSW program at the University of Michigan, but I'm not sure that will be what happens.  But it's really nice to take comfort in the Lord.  I know what I might like to do, but am saving room for some "God appointed changes in direction."  I just wanted to share that, as it is a particularly poignant example (albeit a little one) to me of how God does cool things in my life.

On an unrelated note, no matter how many times I hear the name "Maynard," it sounds weird to me.  Actually, the more I say it, the weirder it sounds, but I guess that might be true of most names.  Maynard reminds me of a cross between mayonnaise and mallards.  I like mallards.  They're cute.  I also like A Perfect Circle a lot.  I can't really explain it.  It's more of a feeling.  Maybe if you had ESP we could get somewhere.

Last night I tried sleeping with a pillow between my legs.  I hear it's better for your back alignment or something.  I slept well and felt well when I woke up, so I'm not sure if that says anything for it.

I have to go to work now.  Good bye, friends.

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Rectal Square

Jan. 5th, 2007 | 02:41 am
mood: okay okay

I wanted to write a review of the way I remember my 2006 to be.  You may think it arrives a bit late in the New Year, but that all depends on what calendar you consult.  I like to think I'm ahead of the game.  The Chinese agree with me.  So, here it is, 44 days before we begin the Year of the Pig, my review:

+ I overcame my fear of death.  While I do not desire it, it no longer holds me captive.  I've learned that we need to rob death and experience moments of breathlessness in life. [paraphrased quote]

+ I passed all my classes.  

- I continued to be somewhat terrible at correspondence with friends who are far away.

+ The social front (on the whole) was somewhat improved from 2005.  New friendships formed, I grew closer to certain friends, and was out there a bit more.

+/- I recognized certain faults within myself.

- I didn't have any time to read books for pleasure during fall semester.

- I didn't expand my awareness of musical artists.

- I failed to appreciate certain little wonders in my life as fully as was possible.  (A kitten in my lap, the way my dog looks at me when he wants to go for a walk, shoelaces, et cetera.)

+ I gained so many enlightening and beneficial experiences by my volunteer work.

[The positive/negative format was stolen from Claire and friends, because I like it that way.]

All in all, I would say that 2006 proved to be a pretty positive experience for me.  This sets the bar kinda high for 2007.  I have no New Year's Resolutions, per se, but I would like to make improvements to my life.  Some goals include academic excellence.  My goal is a 4.0 GPA for this semester.  I want to take it easy with the amount of excessive volunteering and working I piled upon myself at times last year.  I want this semester to be really chill and relaxed, but most of all FUN!

I want to be accepted to *cough* that other school *cough* also known as the University of Michigan.

I wish to continue friendships and become a better friend specifically to Aaron B. and Bethany.  New friends are also welcome.

I'd like to become better with finances.  No more thoughts of, "a credit card is free money!"

I would like to travel... even if it is not to a very far off place.

I want everything I do to be done with love.

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Filling Up Your Friends' Pages With My 12 Thoughts of Christmas...

Dec. 23rd, 2006 | 03:40 am
mood: okay okay

  1. Having antlers would be so inconvenient initially, but I think eventually, you would get used to them.
  2. "Santa Baby" is not a song that should exist.
  3. Homemade ornaments are so much more fascinating than store bought ones.  I want my tree to be filled with such things.  There are some artsy people who handcraft cool ornaments.  The other night, I met a palm reader.  She was wearing a tye-dye T-shirt.  I bet she has cool ornaments on her tree.
  4. There is a movie about a nun and a Christmas tree.  It is one of only a handful of movies that has ever made me cry.  My sister makes fun of me for it, but I mooned her a couple days ago, so I guess we're even.
  5. 'Remember Christ the Savior was born on Christmas day.'
  6. I would rather not receive any presents at all than to have people who don't know me at all feel obligated to purchase gifts for me.  I'm sure most people feel this way.  It's interesting how it still keeps happening regardless.  (Heh heh... "regardless.")
  7. Jessica got me a nut-bush for Christmas.  Those are the types of presents I like to receive.
  8. I remember caroling with my sister and brother once.  That was nice.
  9. Sometimes I think about that World War II story about how the fighting halted on Christmas day and the Christmas carol rang through the night in both English and German lyrics.  It makes me all misty.
  10. My goal this year, when we visit grandma for Christmas, is to try to get her to start talking about Vikings.
  11. This is kind of related to #3, but... I remember making that popcorn and cranberry garland stuff when I was little.  I'm glad that happened.
  12. There was a boy who went to my elementary school named Mark, and I remember him telling us about a family tradition that would take place at his house on Christmas.  They would eat cake, because it is Jesus's birthday.

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A Trick of the Lights... Or, How I Ruined Christmas

Dec. 21st, 2006 | 04:41 am
mood: content content

I feel absolutely content right now as if my body were made up of a bunch of tiny little stars all vibrating and humming with vitality and warmth.  You know, little pinpricks of light all in tune... like a tuning fork of some kind.  It's kind of hard to describe, so I hope that worked.

I'm going to take off my shoes.

There.  That's better.  Now I'll tell you the story about how I ruined Christmas.  I braved my life, you know; crawling up in that tiny, ill lit space where the Christmas decorations are kept.  I was able to shift the boxes around though, and get the proper ornaments and bobbles freed.  Then it was time to set up our artificial tree.  Everything went relatively well and all the pieces were there.  We streamed on the garland and lights and hung the shining bulbs and silver bells.  Then the lights were all plugged in and the tree was lit with the life of Christmas (in some commercial, glowing sense).  

I had to be the evil grinch to snuff it out.  But it wasn't on purpose!  My mother sat back looking up at the tree - the illuminated masterpiece.  I left the room briefly, and when I returned, I noticed the star on top (which lights up) was slightly askew.  I reached up to tilt it into the perfect position, and it is at that moment when the lights shorted and we sat in a room of darkness.

You see?  I ruined Christmas, just as much as the man who sells yellow boots on ebay.

Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
Please put a penny in the old man's hat

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Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Dec. 8th, 2006 | 06:44 pm

Today a demented old woman dumped a glass of water on me.  Now that's what I call being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
seriously )

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True Story

Dec. 6th, 2006 | 12:46 am
mood: procrastinating! procrastinating!
music: Jewel

I hate it when you're, say, trying to write a paper or study or something and you realize that you've just been sitting there staring at your fingernail for the past five minutes.

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Procrastination, Zombies, Bob Saget

Dec. 3rd, 2006 | 10:00 pm

I hate it when I procrastinate really bad and then I have to stay up all night finishing a semester-long project that is due the next day.  And yet I still do it.  Every time.

Last night I had nightmares about Bob Saget and zombies.  I had to fight the zombies with Bob Saget.  I'm not sure he would be my first choice in the said endeavor, but I can't control my dreaming.

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Dec. 2nd, 2006 | 04:40 am

I did it.

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Nov. 9th, 2006 | 01:09 pm

I just found out I'm going to be a bunny in a play I'm doing in my Theatre class.  Does anyone know where I might be able to pick up a costume?

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Running from the law

Nov. 7th, 2006 | 03:04 pm
mood: contemplative contemplative

Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine came over to my house.  I remember there was some sort of long-standing joke about tissues in the dream that was of course HILARIOUS, but I can't remember what it was.  (And if I did remember, it probably wouldn't be quite as funny as it was in the dream - that's just generally the nature of these things.)  We decided to go for a walk down my street and it looked just like it did when I was little.  The new developments had not been implemented yet.  For some reason there was a beautiful, yet small, waterfall at the end of the road.  It was very rainforest-like as well.  As we were walking, we found a stray greyhound.  My friend was like, "Let's take that dog for a walk!"  I wasn't so sure, but I guess I didn't have any choice in the matter, so we ended up taking the dog for a walk.  Then the cops showed up with their sirens going and my friend was like, "RUN!"  I was just going to turn us in, but I didn't know what we had done wrong.  I guess maybe they thought we had stolen the dog or something.  Since my friend was already running, I decided to follow him.  We ran up into the rainforest and the cops got out of their car and started chasing us.  I was running really fast because of the adrenalin, but I soon felt the cops might catch up with me, so I hid where my friend was hiding - underneath a muddy embankment.  The spot was hallowed out almost perfectly to my body shape and even though the cops were walking right above me, they didn't seem to know I was there.  The only thing that stuck out was my left hand.  It was very pale against the dark, muddy earth.  I thought to try to bury it under the soil, but the cops were standing right above where I squatted.  They caught my friend and I knew I had to hold my breath and try not to move to avoid capture, but then the cop noticed the glowing skin of my hand and knew I was there.

Then I woke up.

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Nov. 1st, 2006 | 11:35 am

Oh man, I had forgotten about Nerds!  Thank you Halloween for reminding me about this wonderful candy.

That is all.

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Bunnies and Death

Mar. 28th, 2006 | 10:15 pm

I saw the Easter bunny yesterday and he had a basket of goodies and also an enormous head.

My life is starting to feel vaguely mundane these days.  Things need to change, so I will change them. I think I'm finally going to go to a Psi Chi meeting tomorrow.  I definitely haven't gone to any all semester.

Some part of me is planning a party, but I'm not really sure when/if I'm going to have it.  Perhaps in May.  Early on.

?

     I guess I do not have too much to report.  Everything is stable and similar to most days that pass by.  Except death.  Death is a concept that I have been dwelling on the past little bit.  Death scares me a bit, but I think I have finally found some peace.  I don't know anyone who has died recently or anything, I've just been thinking on the idea.  I think it was sparked by a story I heard of a boy with a terminal illness.  Generally when a person knows he is going to die soon, he lives his life completely differently.  Some look on the situation with bitterness and anger, but some people do some really great things, etc.  Why should a terminal illness really change things though?  I mean, our lives seem so short to me anyway.  We have a short period here.  Already twenty one years have passed me by without me really having a say in the matter.  So, why not live like that young boy who knew he was going to die?  We are all mortal and know our death is imminent.

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